Erik Tomaszewski and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum had been admitted for emergency treatment after a session of sodomy had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our hamster. As usual, Kiki shouted" Armageddon! "Sign that was enough. I tried to recover to Raggot, but could not leave, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him.
Doctors at the Serious Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital, in a hushed press conference , described by his spokesman what happened next: "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame came out of the tube, causing serious burns to the face of Mr. Yomaszewski. They also burned the fur of the hamster, which in turn ignited a bag of gas, more and more, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. "
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nasal septum as a result of the impact of the hamster, while Farnum suffered burns of first and second grade in the anus and lower intestinal tract. TOP 10 THINGS
creepiest THIS STORY:
1 .- "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum ...... as usual ..."
2 .- "So I peered into the tube ..." It's like looking through a telescope into hell.
3 .- Think of the poor hamster, propelled by the year of the individual, as Rocky the Flying Squirrel TV show "Rocky & Bullwinkle"
4.-Suffering a broken nose from a mouse catapulted from the anus someone. It's an assumption but I have serious doubts that the mouse was cool like a rose after his trip through the Tunnel of Love Kiki.
5 .- To know that people go around with volcanic gas bags inside.
6 .- To know that there are people doing that sort of thing and admit what they were doing when taken to the emergency room. I made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with charcoal lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned, but I can not imagine looking at the face of the doctor and saying "Look what happened: It turns out that we have a mouse called Raggot then we took this cardboard tube, y. .."
7 .- "... burns first and second degree in the year ... "Is this the long-awaited remedy to eliminate a final the discomfort of hemorrhoids how can one ever take a healthy fart after this? And the smell of burning anus must be among the five worst scents on the face of the earth.
8 .- People call him "Kiki" which surely must be a Polynesian word meaning "white man who gets asshole asshole rodents.
9 .- What hospital is able to hold a press conference, also disguised, on that topic?
10 .- This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those Mormons
? begin to have a very different picture of the family Osmond. REFLECTIONS
1 .- From now on when I go home from a friend and I say, "I bought a hamster!" I start to suspect ... And of course NEVER touches a hamster others, who knows where the bug that has gone.
2 .- Will "kiki" a prescient ability to shout "Armageddon"? (Remember that the actors were a group of oil extraction) with that found in their particular gas exploration).
3 .- Will my neighbor this hobby too? 4 .- What
Raggot think of this? It is possible that an animal is happy after being inside someone's ass and be triggered by the action of a massive inflammatory fart? In what is certain is that for him the expression "go to take the ass" connotes more dramatic than for humans.
5 .- What would have happened if the arsonist fart would have been the result of a glut of beans? Would be no world as we know it?
6 .- Can this be the origin of a new type of weapon street?
7 .- In what can gauge eyelet "kiki"?
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